Hi there!

I'll bet you always thought "home business" was centered around homey-type services, like janitorial stuff after hours, or daycare, or bug- and rodent-removal, maybe house painting? Or maybe you thought it could be "Internet based," like "www.My-Own-Home-Based-Internet-Business"?

Well, I suppose it could be, but that's not what I'm doing! What am I doing, you ask?

Hey Bubba, I'm SELLING THE HOUSE!

No more cutting the grass every weekend, no more taking care of the pool, no more painting the woodwork when it needs it, none of that stuff! I'm gonna retire to a beach in the South Pacific - no maintenance, no upkeep, no taxes, no mortgage! Sounds good, no?

Or are you the type that has to have a solid stone and concrete mansion with over an acre of land, all fenced in (more to keep the farmers and hunters and wild pigs out than to keep anything in), a beautiful pool, almost 5500 ft2 of house that you can rent out as vacation rooms and apartments - a B&B for your retirement?

You are?

Tell you what - I'll sell you mine! Oh, I didn't tell you, it's in one of the most beautiful valleys in all of Italy, did I. Well, it is. Why do I want to sell? I just told you! I want to be in a climate where all I ever have to wear is a bathing suit and a t-shirt (and maybe a nice curvey redhead?). What does my wife say? Na-ya, she's ready to be rid of me for good - "at last," she says!

Interested? Great! Here's where you can find out more,

http://tenuta.info

- and if you want to do all the dirty work from the USA, write an email to my ex at realtor@tenuta.info (she's a Realtor in the D.C. area).